Halloween is scary, ya’ll and I’m not talking about ghosts and goblins or the three pounds of candy that is sitting on my dining room table saying “eat me…eat me.”

Please, we are parents! We ain’t afraid of no ghosts! But there are a lot of things that scare us–lice, Common Core Math, the flu– and in the spirit of Halloween some of my favorite bloggers got together to show what would truly terrify parents on our doorstep on Halloween. The results? HILARIOUS!

For me it was my daughter, turning into me as a TEEN! Ahhhh, the horror! I can’t imagine anything worse than my gal being a snotty teen that has horrible taste in boyfriends.

Scary, right?

Now head over to Jessica’s page at Herd Management and check out the other hilarious costumes and tell me your favorite!