#9
“Did I shave today? No, no I did not.”
#8
“Again? Ugh, why can’t my kid pee in the pool like everyone else.”
#7
“Look at those moms of older kids, relaxing on the lounge chair, reading books. SOMEDAY I WILL BE ONE OF YOU.”
#6
“Swimming counts as a bath, right?”
#5
“Is that 20-year-old nanny wearing my bathing suit? I knew I was shopping too close to the juniors’ section.”
#4
“Must get home to make dinner. Must get home to… oh forget it, snack bar hot dogs for all!”
#3
“Is that a rain cloud? (checks weather radar on phone for the 4,000th time)”
#2
“Alright, older kids, you’re getting too rowdy for the shallow end. Move it along.”
“IT’S SUMMER. WHY IS THE WATER THIS COLD???”
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